Free Slurpee at 7-Eleven: Actually not that unhealthy, just innutritious

It is the 7-Eleven day celebration, and the Slurpee’s are coming on fast and heavy. Today Slurpee drinks are free, and you’re going to want to bury your face into a cup at your local 7-Eleven as soon as possible, most likely. Unless you don’t want to grab your brains and squeeze in utter agony because of the ever-present threat …